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John Fetterman Cast As Karl In “Sling Blade 2”
Hollywood, CA- In a highly anticipated announcement, Miramax has confirmed that they will begin filming “Sling Blade 2” this summer. The...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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AOC: Gas Stoves Caused My Brain Damage
The Bronx, New York, New York- In an electrically heated exchange over Twitter on Monday, political wunderkind Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Joe Biden Successfully Knows What Day It Is
Washington, D.C.- Today was a day for the record books in Washington D.C. We should relish in the great moments in the history of the...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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In Last Ditch Effort, Bed Bath And Beyond To Rebrand To Bed Black And Beyond
Union, NJ- As the company continues to struggle, Bed Bath and Beyond is taking drastic measures to try and stay afloat. The shares for...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Trump Visited By Ghosts Of Insurrection Day Past, Present, And Future
Mar-a-Lago, FL- In something that sounds like it came out of a movie, former President Donald Trump has announced that he was visited in...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Family Shamed For Not Wearing Matching Themed Shirts At Disney World
Orlando, FL- As the Morris family was gearing up for their first ever family trip to Disney World Martha, the mother of 2, had everything...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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‘Emancipation’ Film Features Will Smith’s Character Slapping His Way To Freedom
Hollywood, CA- The new Apple Original film, Emancipation, starring infamous slapper Will Smith, is now streaming on Apple TV+. However,...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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As Christmas Comes To A Close, Stores Selling out of January 6th Decor
Spokane, WA- As we close the book on 2022, we look back at the good times and the bad, the happy and the sad. Many of us take time to...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Man Who Always Replies “Livin The Dream!” Prescribed Antidepressants
Rockwall, TX- James Couch of Rockwall, Texas loves his job. He wakes every morning with a smile on his face, brushes his teeth, straps on...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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FBI Announces Trump Hid Gifts In Stockings
Palm Beach, FL- “We got the son of a bitch” was a quote printed in headlines around the world yesterday after Attorney General Merrick...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Pentagon Releases More Info On UFO’s That Tells Us Nothing About UFO’s
Washington D.C.- In a breaking news press conference on Tuesday, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and General Mark Milley were prepared...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Kanye Seen Raking Leaves With Menorah
Los Angeles, CA- It was a beautiful day in Southern California last Saturday; a perfect day to get out and get those fall leaves picked...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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After Receiving Reparations, Man Misses Life As Victim
Atlanta, GA- After digging through decades of genealogical research, the government dished out more than 40 million checks to those who...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Harry And Meghan Announce They’re ‘Happy To Be Out Of Spotlight’ In New Netflix Documentary
Los Angeles, CA- No more than a few months into their exile from the royal spotlight, Prince Harry and Meghan Markel decided to get back...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Democrats Declare 2020’s Gay-Pride Decade
Washington D.C.- Signing a historical executive order this week, President Joe Biden declared the entire rest of this decade “Gay-Pride...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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News Program Only Takes 2 Years To Admit They Were Lying For The Last 2 years
New York, New York- Quite possibly the most boring and uninformative news show on television, Morning Joe with Joe Scarborough and Mika...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Nancy Pelosi Starts New Job As Wal-Mart Greeter
San Francisco, CA- After losing her job as the House Speaker, Nancy Pelosi has decided to take a new career path. Hoping to put politics...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Fed Up With Humanity, Alex Jones Decides To Join Globalists
Austin, TX- Conspiracy-theory addict and anti-globalist Alex Jones is singing a very different tune this week. After almost 30 years of...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Air Marshal Takes Down Man Who Started Clapping When Plane Landed
Chicago, Ill.- Scary reports coming out of Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport this afternoon as it appears a man has been tackled...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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45-Year-Old Man Stresses About Which 21-Year-Old’s Jersey To Wear To Game
Columbus, OH - Stephen Ledburn, a 46-year-old sandwich artist from South Columbus, has developed health issues from stress over which...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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