Family Shamed For Not Wearing Matching Themed Shirts At Disney World

Orlando, FL- As the Morris family was gearing up for their first ever family trip to Disney World Martha, the mother of 2, had everything checked off her to-do list. Her husband, Martin, had been working overtime hours to make sure he was caught up on everything before they left on their 6 day vacation. Little did they know that this would all lead to one of the greatest travesties in Disney World history.

“We just had so much to do,” Martha said as tears streamed down her face, “I’m a human too, I make mistakes.” Martin hugged his sobbing wife as he explained to our Offended American reporters that the family “Didn’t intend to overlook such an important aspect of (their) trip to Disney World.” 

Saddened and ashamed, the family of four has now been permanently banned from all Disney resorts and theme parks. “This is Disney World!” exclaimed Steven Walters, Disney World’s head of park operations, “If you want to walk around wearing unmatching shirts then go to Six Flags or something.” Walters runs a tight ship from his office at Magic Kingdom, “If you’re coming to our park you damn well better be ready to have matching shirts or be prepared to face the consequences,” Walters said.

The Morris family thought the embarrassment of being shamed by other park patrons was enough, so they were shocked to find out the news that they had been banned. “Booking flights, reserving tickets, and developing an itinerary for the week were just a few of my priorities,” Martha sobbed, “The matching shirts never even crossed my mind and I’ll take the blame for it, but I feel like having food and drinks thrown at us was enough punishment and embarrassment, now I can’t even take my kids to the other theme parks.”

When our TOA team reached back out to Mr. Walters to see if the ban would be a lifelong ban, he simply replied, “You don’t f*ck with Disney.” We can safely assume that is a lifelong ban and Mr. Walters is not going back on his decision.

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