Pentagon Releases More Info On UFO’s That Tells Us Nothing About UFO’s

Washington D.C.- In a breaking news press conference on Tuesday, Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin and General Mark Milley were prepared to let the world in on some of The Pentagon’s deepest secrets regarding sightings of unexplained aircraft that seem otherworldly.

The eyes of the nation, and of the world, were on the Secretary of Defense and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff as they were prepared to explain the unexplainable. “In my hands I hold documentation dating back to the early 1940’s,” General Milley explained as he held up multiple binders of papered documents, “We have combed through and declassified roughly 95% of the documentation in these files for the public to access.” Since the Trump administration, The Pentagon has promised a gradual process in which the government would incrementally release documentation concerning unidentified flying objects, their possible origination, and their capabilities.

“Today we will be releasing the biggest and most informative amount of information we have ever seen regarding UFO’s,” the Defense Secretary explained, “We have discovered, ladies and gentlemen, that UFO’s are indeed unidentified in many cases,” he continued, “And in most cases they are not able to be identified.” This sent shockwaves through the nation as they had already released information very similar to this only weeks earlier.

When asked by the media “What types of unidentifiable aircraft they have documented” Secretary Austin could only vaguely answer, “There have been unprecedented incidents that come without precedence concerning UFO’s, also known UAP’s, and what they are capable of.” When pressed on a possible origination of the objects General Milley explained, “The origin of these aircrafts is the point of their origination. This is a point where the aircrafts have come to be, and will always be.”

The media wanted to dig a little deeper as they hit the Defense Secretary with tougher questions asking, “What will be the most shocking discoveries within these documents?” To which the Defense Secretary answered, “The most shocking discoveries are definitely the ones that will bewilder the mind,” he explained, “The types of things that are hard to comprehend, but will ignite the imagination.”

These unexplainable explanations will send shockwaves through history. Stick with The Offended American for all of the new and unbelievable developments concerning UFO’s and the government's commitment to explaining the unexplainable.