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Obamas Go In Together For Their Yearly Prostate Exams
Washington, D.C.- Strolling hand-in-hand out of a D.C. hospital yesterday, Barack and Michelle Obama stopped to take a few questions from...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Small Town Throws Parade to Celebrate Addition of Third Dollar Store
Bud, West Virginia- It’s cause for celebration in Bud, West Virginia this week. The town of 308 residents saw the grand opening of their...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Top 10 Most Pointless College Majors
10. Theater Arts So, you want to be an actor, huh? You want to deal out thousands and thousands of dollars for at least 4 years just to...
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May 23, 20243 min read
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Environmentalists Protest CVS Over Excessive Receipt Lengths
Portland, OR- Just as Portland was returning to normal after the riots of 2020 almost destroyed the entire city, a new revolution is...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Kari Lake Concedes Defeat, Opens Account On OnlyFans
Phoenix, AZ- Arizona sex symbol turned politician is turning back to sex symbol following her concession to wanna-be sex symbol Katie...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Man Wakes from 2019 Coma, Asks to be Put Back into Coma
Davenport, IA- In May of 2019, local Davenport resident Mark Shwartz was out for an evening stroll when a gust of wind caused a branch to...
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May 23, 20243 min read
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Aliens Slam Miss Universe Pageant For Lack Of Inclusivity
Houston, TX- NASA scientists have spent the last 2 weeks decoding the first real contact received from extraterrestrial life to us here...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Tom Brady Announces Retirement from Marriage, Says “13 Years is Hard on the Body”
Tampa, FL- At a highly anticipated press conference on Thursday afternoon former Patriots and current Tampa Bay quarterback Tom Brady...
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May 23, 20242 min read
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Islamic Republican Sports “MAGA Burka” At Polls; Accused Of Terrorism
Dearborn, MI- Breaking Election Day news out of Dearborn, a stronghold for Islamic Fundamentalists, a woman described as wearing a ‘Make...
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May 23, 20241 min read
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Biden Administration Introduces More ‘Biden-Friendly’ Stairs For Air Force One
Washington, DC- It’s no secret that our decrepit president has not only had cognitive issues, but also some motor skill issues throughout...
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May 21, 20241 min read
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Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Named Person Of The Year
Kansas city, MO- What came as a slightly shocking move last week, Time Magazine named a lesser known person to their title of “Person of...
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May 21, 20241 min read
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