Travis Kelce’s Girlfriend Named Person Of The Year

Kansas city, MO- What came as a slightly shocking move last week, Time Magazine named a lesser known person to their title of “Person of the Year.” 

Typically Time will find a household name to put on their cover as “Person of the Year,” but this year Super Bowl Champ Travis Kelce’s girlfriend somehow earned the spot.

Many people are perplexed by this move as the little-known singer was no one until she met Super Bowl Champ Travis Kelce. “The relationship has been good for Taylor,” Travis Kelce’s girlfriend’s publicist told our reporters, “Let’s just say we’re thankful Taylor found someone like Travis that could really throw her into the spotlight like he has.”

We took to the streets with a picture of Super Bowl Champ Travis Kelce’s girlfriend and people were stunned as well. “Is she an actress?” One lady asked. “Is she a politician?” another younger man said. The last person we asked was a middle-aged man wearing an NFL jersey and said, “Oh hell yeah! That’s Super Bowl Champ Travis Kelce’s girlfriend!” but he said couldn’t remember her name.