Metaverse- For someone who has as much money as Mark Zuckerberg, you would think it would be easy to make friends, right? Well, think again. Zuckerberg has been stuck alone in the Metaverse since he announced such a thing existed.
Nick Clegg, President of Global Affairs for Meta, has said that Zuckerberg is lying in a chair, being fed through a feeding tube and has not removed his VR set since last June. “Yeah, we are able to see what he sees up on a massive display screen at Meta headquarters, and he hasn’t seen any other form of life in over 4 months,” Clegg explained, “But if you know Mark, you know he is committed and passionate about everything he does.”
Other Meta Execs have said that Mark has communicated with them through VR while he lives in the Metaverse, and has said he will befriend any other human that he comes in contact with. “Yeah, he has mentioned offering multiple incentives while he’s been in there to get people to join the Metaverse, such as entry level positions at Meta, money, and of course being Mark’s Meta friend,” explained an unnamed Meta executive, “Mark has never had a lot of friends so he’s very patient with this process.”
We were able to track down a friend of Mark’s from his Harvard days who told us that Mark was “a very weird dude that no one really liked” and that the movie Social Network made him out to be “a much cooler guy than he actually was.” He also mentioned that Zuckerberg even offered him a position at Facebook and a lot of money back in their college days if he would just be his friend, so it seems as though nothing has changed.
Lesson learned here is that no amount of money or intelligence can buy you friends, folks. Keep it here with the Offended American to see if Zuckerberg ever finds friends in the Metaverse.