Retaliation: Biden And Kamala Make Out After State Of The Union Address

Washington D.C.- After witnessing the stomach-churning kiss between Jill Biden and Douglas Emhoff, the entire nation was taken aback and disgusted by the lip-on-lip action the two shared at the beginning of the State of the Union address on Tuesday evening. Apparently equally disgusted, the President and Vice President were not going to be outdone.

Kevin McCarthy had a front row seat to the make out session between Harris and Biden, “If I told you I wasn’t slightly turned on, I’d be lying,” McCarthy admitted, “There’s nothing more attractive than a revenge make out session in front of the press.” McCarthy said there were words exchanged after Harris and Biden saw their spouses swapping spit during the introductions at the State of the Union address. 

“I was excluded from most conversation between the President and V.P. until they spotted their spouses tongue wrestling,” McCarthy explained while trying to hide the tent he was pitching, “But when they saw them they looked at me and were like ‘what the f*ck was that?!’ And I just shrugged and was like ‘IDK y’all.” McCarthy went on to explain that Harris and Biden continuously exchanged awkward glances toward one another throughout the evening.

“Yeah, they would keep looking at one another, I’m not sure if it showed up on the live feed, but you could tell they were scheming something,” McCarthy explained while continuously trying to cover the front of his pants, “Then it all made sense when Biden ended his speech.”

As you can see from the picture above, Biden and Harris perfectly executed the only revenge they have ever successfully accomplished since their inauguration in 2021. “This is the only thing both republicans and democrats have been able to agree on since the late 1950’s,” said straight senator Lindsey Graham, “It makes me a little hot under the collar!”

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