Fauci Eats Raw Bat At Wuhan Wet Market To Prove Vaccines Are Effective

Wuhan, China- We have seen a lot of extreme action taken since the Covid-19 breakout in 2020, a lot of it by Dr. Anthony Fauci, the World Health Organization, and the CDC. However, no one has seen anything quite like what Dr. Fauci proposed last week.

Fauci, who left his position as the head of NIAID, a position he held since 1984, announced that since he has more spare time he would return to ground zero of the pandemic that catapulted him to the fame he craved for so long. “Look, I had waited for a pandemic since the early 80’s,” Fauci admitted, “And I sure as hell wasn’t heading into retirement without one.” The 81 year old Fauci says he has a wet market in Wuhan to thank.

“Everyone wants to act like this was a leak from a lab, but that’s just fodder from the republicans and conspiracy theorists,” Fauci explained, “This damn disease came from a dirty ass wet market in Wuhan.” Fauci is so convinced of this fact that he has decided to take a documentary crew to Wuhan and film him eating a raw bat from which he claims Covid-19 originated.

“I’m a big fan of the TV show Man vs. Food and also Anthony Bourdain, RIP,” said Fauci, “And this is just like a more extreme version of that, and it’s also a tip of the hat to Bourdain, a true pioneer.” Fauci has also explained this is specifically another way to prove the effectiveness of the vaccine. “I’m sure there are still traces of Covid in all these raw bats,” he said, “And this is just another way for me to prove the effectiveness of the 16 vaccines I have injected into my body.”

When asked if he was more concerned about the possibility of contracting botulism, salmonella or E.Coli Fauci said he had vaccines for all of that too and that he was not concerned.

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