Del Rio, TX- President Joe Biden took an unexpected trip to the Texas/Mexico border this week to assess exactly how Americans are sneaking into Mexico. Multiple Americans have either been killed, injured, or turned up missing in recent months in Mexico and Joe Biden thinks he has a remedy to the problem.
“We can’t have all of these citizens sneaking into hostile territory,” the President explained in front of a mysterious giant steel structure on the Texas border Tuesday, “Maybe it’s the pretty river there, maybe they want to swim in it?” he said as he pointed to the Rio Grande river. “Either way, Americans are dying over there and we can’t have that happen,” he continued, “It’s obvious to me that Mexicans are not trying to cross over to the states, but our citizens that want to take a vacation and enjoy the beauty of Mexico are obviously sneaking over and getting killed, can’t have it.”
The President said he wanted to build a brick wall at least 6 feet tall so no man could scale it, “I wish we had the funds to build a large structure like this big steel wall,” he said as he pointed what appears to be a massive steel border wall, “But we can’t do that, that must be something the Mexican government is working on, I have no idea. But if we can get a brick wall about as tall as me, then no one could scale it, now way, no how.”
“It is my vow to make sure we get this wall built so that no more Americans can get into Mexico,” the President exclaimed to sporadic cheers from the present media, “If this is the last thing I do I will make sure we have a state-of-the-art brick wall that will never allow another American to get into Mexico, however, we will have gates that open from Mexico into the U.S. so that our Mexican friends can get in to the U.S. easily, but it will not open from the U.S. side.”
Keep it here with The Offended American for developments on Biden’s Border Wall.
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